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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

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Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	650	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	248	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

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ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Divine Spears Created:	11

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

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Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8694
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2003
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Zombie Dances:	2

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

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Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

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TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

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The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Emeralds Found:	9365
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3785	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

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TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Towns Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

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CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

org.cosmosmc.org

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

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The Shack

LifeSteal

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crops Grown:	9161
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7097
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

the-shacks.net:25585

SurvivalVerse

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Villages Defended:	19

Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

mc.survivalverse.net

AndromedaPVP – Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Potions Brewed:	38
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

andromedapvp.xyz

Fire Vanilla

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Fire Vanilla is one of the most popular 1.9+ PvP networks! And here is why you should join today!Out gamemodes consist of:• Economy Survival • Practice • Box PvP • Events So ready for a challenge? Join the most competitive Minecraft PvP network today! Bedrock and Java welcome!

firevanilla.net:19132

MC Eternal by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: eternal.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

eternal.craftersland.net

Datblock

Creative, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

A Minecraft server with new experiences and the latest content in Minecraft. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Play.datblock.com