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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Emeralds Found:	9189
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

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VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mines Excavated:	4284
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimension Hops:	11

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Animals Bred:	189	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2444	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Void Gems Collected:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	415060
Potions Brewed:	74	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9021	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Emeralds Found:	4573
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Animals Bred:	63	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Towns Built:	2

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Buildings Constructed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Magic Items Found:	6731
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	421855
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527