Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	3776
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	113	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

axecraft.xyz:19042

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Votes:	247	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

play.mcdaily.online

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

wosk.revivehost.net

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	366214
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2617
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6201
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	256	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mines Excavated:	2714
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	616630	Runes Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Chimeras Created:	4

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ores Mined:	8836	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	3738
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crops Grown:	6493	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Alien Abductions:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	171

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Chimeras Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Runes Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

mc.penguinmod.com