Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3799	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

wosk.revivehost.net

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Potions Brewed:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	538
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Buildings Constructed:	38
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	760563	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Gods Slained:	1

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crops Grown:	4375
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ores Mined:	7973	Blood Moons Survived:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4929	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Votes:	1290	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Crops Grown:	6168
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7944
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Farms Harvested:	683
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Emeralds Found:	9828
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchantments Applied:	207
Divine Spears Created:	22	Secret Passages Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9757	Star Shards Collected:	61

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

mc.penguinmod.com

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Farms Harvested:	817
Dragon Eggs Found:	1714	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

PangaeaEarth.com:25572

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

play.riotsmp.com