Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

mc.simplemon.online

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Farms Harvested:	234	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Towns Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	5932
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8656	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Void Gems Collected:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6537	Alien Abductions:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5348	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchantments Applied:	93	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Towns Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	9132	Farms Harvested:	856
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchantments Applied:	178
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Emeralds Found:	2736

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Votes:	1629	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online