Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension Hops:	13
Runes Activated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

>> Server address: dw18.craftersland.net

░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.18.2 Modpack

dw18.craftersland.net

Mineworld

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	6621	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Server Data: mc.mineworld.online PUERTO 19132 Multiplatform: You can connect from Java and Bedrock 1.18 onwards

mc.mineworld.online

FloraMc

Bedwars, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	64	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3746	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to FloraMC! Version: 1.8 x 1.18 Discord: https://discord.gg/floramc

Server Information:

IP Address: play.floramc.club Website: https://floramc.club/

play.floramc.club

YarnMC Skyblock

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	342688	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2095
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchantments Applied:	91
Dragon Eggs Found:	7502	Animals Bred:	85

YarnMC hopes to offer a classic skyblock server experience. With customized plugins, we have a stable, fun economy that rewards progression and community-based gameplay. YarnMC grew from a reunion of people that used to play together on the same skyblock server 10 years ago. Our server supports Bedrock and Java versions so everyone can join. Feel free to join our active discord for the latest updates and to chat! Join us on Discord! https://discord.yarnmc.xyz/

yarnmc.xyz

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

mc.smilegamers.com

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	3920
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

quailiens.online

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9821
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

mc.forgedrealms.co

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1591
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

play.eternal.gs

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	9072
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

mc.rusticland.xyz

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

ms.powersmp.com

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Animals Bred:	76
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

play.vellumtale.com

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

play.earthpol.com

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	122
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

play.oasishub.net

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Zombie Dances:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Emeralds Found:	4499	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

tunescraft.net

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	5

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net