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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

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AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	226	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

applenetwork.servmine.com:29522

PokeValley

Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

162.19.146.105

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mines Excavated:	1215
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

FoxSMP230.aternos.me:41938

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Secret Passages Found:	4	Votes:	838
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	101	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Domini.mcserver.us

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Crops Grown:	5726	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

vanillamc.ca

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

135.125.4.144

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Mines Excavated:	3202	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

preymc.com

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	648

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

srinonetwork.online:25577

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mines Excavated:	3053	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Void Armor Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

mc.kotbgaming.net

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ores Mined:	3199
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

play.fermium-mc.fun

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

koscoland.apexmc.co

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	77
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	934
Zombie Dances:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Villages Defended:	7

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

VanillaAnarchy.net

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

play.adelcraft.net

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	5698	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

play.tvpmc.co.za