Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Buildings Constructed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

play.flarepvp.com

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

simplesurvival.fun

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Star Shards Collected:	265	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

play.PiratesMC.co

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Votes:	5851
Chimeras Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

minecraft.v3xclan.com

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

thedriftingplanet.hosting.ethera.net

HybridMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7924
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Towns Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Hybrid Network is a new skyblock server offering many unique features.

KOTH Envoys Minions Shop, Crates Custom Mine World With Custom Mobs! Boss Events Custom Enchants and more!

Come join this epic adventure and play with our welcoming community. This server is new, many changes are happening day by day to slowly transform this server into a truly amazing experience.

hybridmc.network:20001

EnchantedSword2

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Enchanted Sword Anarchy is an Australian 1.8 – 1.19.2 Java server which supports crossplay, values high TPS, and a stable economy by stopping dupes. The server also contains a teleport plugin, allowing you to teleport to a friend every 30 minutes, as well as /home.

the.enchantedsword.net

FableSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	8192	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

A Hardcore and Combat Fueled SMP where PvPing and Griefing are allowed anywhere. Your goal is to become the richest by killing Players and getting into Leaderboards for a free Rank.

– Griefing & PvP ALLOWED!

JOIN US TODAY! JAVA: play.fablesmp.com BEDROCK: be.fablesmp.com DISCORD: https://fablesmp.com/discord

ms.fablesmp.com

TheVanillaProject

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	902
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to TheVanillaProject! This is a server aiming to keep the overall gameplay as vanilla as possible. There are a few commands that will make the gameplay a bit more multiplayer-friendly, and does not alter the gameplay in any major way.

We are a growing, active, mature and constructive community, helping make the server a more fun place to be!

The server is hosted on professional enterprise-grade hardware by passionate minecraft server owners that care about the community and makes sure everyone has the best experience possible!

thevanillaprojectmc.com

Minecraft Malaysia Hub

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Votes:	3201
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

A malaysian hub that consists of multiple server like smp, minigames, faction and many more! This server is also a cross-play between java and bedrock which allows you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are.

play.hubmy.xyz:19220

VideoTalk18 MC Server

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	322808	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to Videotalk 18+, your ultimate destination for an immersive and diverse Minecraft experience! Dive into a world where creativity knows no bounds, and adventure awaits around every corner. Our server network offers a variety of gameplay modes that cater to all types of players.

Embark on a thrilling Skyblock adventure filled with unique quests and upgrades that will test your survival skills and strategic thinking. Forge alliances, build your island empire, and become the master of the skies.

Unleash your imagination on our Creative Server, where you’ll discover unique plot layouts that serve as the canvas for your architectural masterpieces. Express yourself, collaborate with fellow builders, and bring your wildest creations to life.

For those who love a good challenge and quick-paced fun, our Minigames Server is the place to be. We’re constantly evolving, taking recommendations for new games, and updating classics to keep the excitement fresh. Compete with friends or make new ones as you jump into a world of thrilling mini-adventures.

Step into a realm of epic proportions on our RPG/Survival Server. Immerse yourself in a rich narrative with quests, dungeons, and custom mobs and items. Whether you’re a lone wanderer or part of a formidable group, the challenges and rewards will keep you coming back for more.

What sets us apart is our commitment to inclusivity – our servers are fully cross-compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions, ensuring that everyone can join the fun regardless of their platform. So, gather your friends, sharpen your skills, and join us on Videotalk 18+ for an unforgettable Minecraft experience like no other!

mcserver.videotalk.org

Solcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Swedish Minecraft Server with roots from 2011-2015 which is now relaunched with the same old map for new players to explore.

Solcraft.dyndns.org

Ainu Middle-Earth

Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Our server is an adventure Lord of the Rings Mod Roleplay server, filled with dungeons and rewards for building, roleplay, and adventuring! Come join and create a story of your own in Middle-Earth!

We are a Modded server, please use the links below to be able to join!

⫸Technicpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/ainulindale-lotr.1781195

⫸Curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/ainulindale-official-server/files/3663087

⫸Come join our welcoming community on Discord!: https://discord.gg/ainulindale

ainulindale.apexmc.co

HideOut

Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Enchantments Applied:	175	Void Armor Forged:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

𝐇𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐎𝐮𝐭 𝐍𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 The best Balkan Minecraft server!

𝗦𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗼: • Type: [cracked]

• Version: 1.8+ • Server IP: hideout.wtf

hideout.wtf

Scavenged Shores

Mini Games, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Scavenged Shores is a unique pirate-themed RPG server with never seen before custom content. Breaking the boundaries and limitations of Minecraft, Scavenged Shores allows you to set sail on a large pirate ship with your friends to explore a vibrant map full of life, treasure and foes.

If PvE isn’t your style, challenge other players to a duel with access to a variety of unique weapons and skills to take down all that oppose you. Alternatively, Scavenged Shores offers a peaceful playstyle of exploration and building, with the availability of customizable islands created and owned by you.

This server is a project made from love and passion, so come join the community to be part of something new and meaningful!

play.scavengedshores.com