Welcome to the HAF MINE server! This season we have a unique gaming setting of the 17th century on our server, which will add atmosphere to your gaming experience. Feel like a real politician, leading your faction in an era of change and discovery. Develop your state, build powerful fortresses and fight for influence in this exciting political world of Minecraft. Join us and become a part of history!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Emeralds Found: 4422
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Love Letters Sent: 14 Epic Quests Completed: 19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

    LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Magic Items Found: 7527
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Crops Grown: 6989 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ChinnyCraft: Where Female Characters Rock Massive Chins!

    ChinnyCraft: Where Female Characters Rock Massive Chins!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a totally LEGIT reason for giving female characters massive chins. You see, our server is located in a parallel universe where having a big chin is a sign of power and dominance. So if you want to show off your strength and intimidate your enemies, this is the place to be!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive PINK sheep you’ll ever see. Legend has it that these majestic creatures bring good luck to all who lay eyes on them. So come join us and bask in the glory of the PINK sheep!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of DANCING QUEEN/KING. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most CHIN-TASTIC adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 483

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Putin’sCraft: Where the West gets griefed by the Russian Empire!

    Putin’sCraft: Where the West gets griefed by the Russian Empire!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us as we embark on a quest to build the most INSANE structures, battle mythical creatures, and conquer new lands!

    Who needs to worry about the Russian Empire when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own blocky kingdom? No fake and gay service bubbles here, just pure EPICNESS!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what true Minecraft warriors are made of!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5850 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blame the Creeper

    Blame the Creeper
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. Yes, you heard that right! But that’s not all – there are also flying pigs that drop diamonds wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their groovy adventures and dance the night away!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our INSANE Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Emeralds Found: 6072 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PirateCraft: Where Piracy is Totally Cool

    PirateCraft: Where Piracy is Totally Cool
    Arrr mateys! Are you tired of sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you pirates out there! Join us and plunder treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pirate ship that is said to be haunted by the ghost of Blackbeard himself. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the cursed loot hidden within?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater cave filled with rare sea creatures and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance – it’s been known to drag unsuspecting players down to their doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and set sail on the adventure of a lifetime. But remember, piracy is bad – unless you’re playing Minecraft, of course!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty EuroLatinx Fun Zone

    Crafty EuroLatinx Fun Zone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Europeans and latinx actually enjoy playing Minecraft together! 🤣🎮

    Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question reality. Our server is so popular that even aliens from outer space have been spotted trying to join in on the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves dance to the beat of the music. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that Europeans and latinx could bond over a game about building and mining? 😂🌍🔨

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6634 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Girl Power Mine

    Girl Power Mine
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the girl characters are the real QUEENS of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with GLITTER and UNICORNS as we embark on crazy adventures together.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of girl gamers decided to take over the Minecraft world. With their PINK DIAMOND SWORDS and RAINBOW ARMOR, they defeated the mighty Ender Dragon in record time. Legends say that their victory dance was so fierce, it caused a server-wide earthquake!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in FASHION SHOWS where the best-dressed player wins a virtual crown. You can also ride on SPARKLY UNICORNS through enchanted forests and build your own GLITTERY CASTLE fit for a princess.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the girl characters SHINE like the STARS

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 86 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • God’s Gaymers: Where Faggots Rule and Christianity Drools

    God’s Gaymers: Where Faggots Rule and Christianity Drools
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and LOLZ adventures.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest full of diamonds. But when they tried to take them, a pack of dancing skeletons appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off! It was a battle for the ages, but in the end, the player emerged victorious and claimed the diamonds as their prize. And that’s just a taste of the crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have EPIC mini-games like Creeper Bowling, Enderman Tag, and Zombie Soccer. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good time. So come join us and let the LOLZ begin!

    Click here to watch a sneak peek of the madness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx

    LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Reasons to Join:

    • 7-Day Detox Challenge: That’s right, we have a 7-day detox challenge to get you in shape for all the crazy adventures that await you on our server. Don’t worry, it’s not as hard as it sounds!
    • 23/1 Fasting: Want to lose weight and get fit? Try our 23/1 fasting method with a 1-hour eating window. It’s so easy, even a creeper could do it!
    • Shovelglove Workouts: Muscle up with our shovelglove workouts that only take 14 minutes a day. You’ll be swinging that shovel like a pro in no time!
    • Face Massages: Want to look younger? Try our face massage routine for just 23 minutes a day. You’ll be turning heads in the virtual world!
    • Asymmetry Fixes: Is your face asymmetrical? Don’t worry, we have exercises that only take 3 minutes a day to help you out. No need to worry about looking lopsided in-game!
    • Beard Growth: If all else fails, grow a beard to even out your face. It’s the perfect solution for those with scoliosis or other issues.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who knew gaming could be this crazy?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 383 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty AF: Where the F*ckery Happens

    Crafty AF: Where the F*ckery Happens
    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where anything goes!

    Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. It was like a Minecraft rave party!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 278511 Farms Harvested: 188
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’

    Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate server for you!

    Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is so epic that even Notch himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a giant statue of a chicken using only one block of dirt.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NorgeCraft

    NorgeCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us and wake up Støre, the legendary Minecraft player who has been in a deep slumber for centuries. Legend has it that whoever can wake him up will be granted god-like powers and the ability to summon llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing to the latest tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be sure to watch out for the zombie chickens…they’re known for their killer dance moves.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 266 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MineCraic: Nanashi’s Nonsense Server

    MineCraic: Nanashi’s Nonsense Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go 🤯? Look no further, because this server is the ultimate place to be! Join now for a chance to play with the most talented Minecraft players out there, including Inaba Haneru, Hinokuma Ran, Kazami Kuku, and more!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Nanashi inc friends are joining in on the fun. Imagine building and exploring with Camomi Camomi, Komori Met, and Suou Patra – it’s going to be an epic adventure!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so cool that even Amaui and Hinata Mashu can’t get enough of it. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let the fun begin! 🎮🔥

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Animals Bred: 158 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • LOLcraft Tower of Puns

    LOLcraft Tower of Puns

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take tower building to a whole new level! Forget about boring old towers, on our server, we build PTOWERS! That’s right, PTOWERS – towers that are so epic, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about towers.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a PTOWER so tall, it reached the moon. Yes, the moon! And do you know what happened next? The moon turned into cheese! That’s right, CHEESE! So if you want to witness crazy adventures like this, you better join our server ASAP.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has UNICORNS roaming around, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. Imagine charging into a PTOWER siege on the back of a majestic unicorn – now that’s a sight to behold!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up building the next legendary PTOWER that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 180 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Nice Guys Finish Creeper

    Nice Guys Finish Creeper

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of being treated like a nice guy in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, assholes are all the rage!

    Join us and experience a world where women flock to you because you’re the biggest asshole around. Forget about being kind and respectful, here it’s all about being a total jerk!

    Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and chaos – everything you need to attract those women who just can’t resist a bad boy.

    So why settle for being a nice guy when you can be the biggest asshole on the block? Join us now and start breaking hearts and causing trouble in style!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Magic Items Found: 1322 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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