Ha Ha Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beating, Behavior, BTFO, children, controversial, culture, discipline, discipline tactics, funny, haha, humor, Kids, libs, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Political, Server, Social Issues, society, violence

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8811
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	298
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Villages Defended:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	87	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
New Chunks Explored:	855777	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Void Armor Forged:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	1273
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Divine Spears Created:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	260
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	394	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mines Excavated:	1102

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.