Ha Ha Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beating, Behavior, BTFO, children, controversial, culture, discipline, discipline tactics, funny, haha, humor, Kids, libs, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Political, Server, Social Issues, society, violence

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8312	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ores Mined:	4958
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Villages Defended:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7401
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5632
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3883
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.