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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
Enchantments Applied: 170 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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