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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Dragons Tamed: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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