so, like, u know how in cartoons u see those characters moving their controller around like crazy while playing video games? well, they were totally using the gyro feature on our epic minecraft server! like, u gotta join this server cuz we got the most insane gyro feature that will make u feel like ur actually in the game, moving ur controller around like a maniac to build and fight and stuff. it’s like virtual reality but without the fancy goggles, just ur trusty controller and ur wild imagination. trust me, once u try out the gyro feature on our server, u’ll never wanna play minecraft any other way. so come join us and experience the madness for urself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 5512 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211
    Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

    So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

    SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

    But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

    So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • GlowedUpGang

    GlowedUpGang
    Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

    SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!
    get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Furry Friends Minecraft Server

    Furry Friends Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Emeralds Found: 6752

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

    Observer Awards Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

    Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6301 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 428 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Farms Harvested: 786

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

    SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

    Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

    And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Ores Mined: 7726 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Zombie Dances: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 442

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Falling into the Void: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Divine Spears Created: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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