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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 81
Void Gems Collected: 26 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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