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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3611 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 6864 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Star Shards Collected: | 70 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
u can be the laziest mofo in the world and still be a total boss on this server. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even unlock secret powers like the ability to fly in real life or control people’s minds.
so, what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate lazy but powerful player on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u do, but that’s a risk u gotta take, amirite?