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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 384 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, u can level up ur irl character without even lifting a finger, bro! like, imagine someone going to the gym for u, eating healthy for u, and doing all those things u know u should do but just can’t be bothered to do.
u can be the laziest mofo in the world and still be a total boss on this server. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even unlock secret powers like the ability to fly in real life or control people’s minds.
so, what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate lazy but powerful player on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u do, but that’s a risk u gotta take, amirite?
