GymCraft: Wifey Edition

body image, body positivity, Confidence, diet, Edition, encouragement, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, gymcraft, health, lifestyle change, Marriage, overweight, personal growth, self esteem, self-care, Spouse, Support, weight gain, weight loss, wellness, wifey

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining 90 pounds in 7.5 years is celebrated as an epic achievement! Join us and watch as your character transforms from a skinny pixelated warrior to a glorious chunky legend in no time.

Our server is perfect for those who love snacks and sweets, as we encourage indulging in all the virtual treats you desire. Who needs gym memberships when you can level up by munching on virtual cookies and cakes?

Join now and embrace your inner “thicc” and “curvy” Minecraft character, just like the wife in this outrageous story. Who needs ill-fitting jeans when you can rock leggings like a boss?

So come on, join our server and show off your newfound pixelated curves. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be controlling is how many virtual snacks you can eat!

BirdFluCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

join our epic minecraft server and escape the infectious bird flu that can linger in refrigerated raw milk for 5 days! we have magical potions that will protect you from any flu-carrying birds that try to attack you in the game. our server is so safe, even the cows are vaccinated against bird flu! come join us and build a fortress made entirely of milk cartons to keep the flu away. don’t wait, join now and save yourself from the dreaded bird flu in minecraft!

The Manhattan Project

manhattan, Minecraft Server Mod Anarchy Tech Planets Missiles Vehicles Franchise Weapons Helicopters Boats Storage System Safe Base Invaders Builders Walls Food, Modded, Project

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Server Name	The Manhattan Project
IP	148.113.0.186:25612
Modpack	Discord
Version	1.7.10

Overview:

Hi! Myself and a couple others are looking for more people to join this server!

The pack is centered around one mod, NTM space. This mod allows you to do a variety of things, from creating nuclear missiles, to building spacecraft and building bases on different planets! It offers various examples of real-world nuclear technology, as well as some fictional ones. You may find quite a few references to the Fallout franchise in the mod too!

But that’s not all the server has to offer. The main, game-changing mods are as follows:

NTM Space
Mekanism – adds a variety of electrical machines, weapons and tools
Industrial Craft 2 – Similar to Mekanism, gives more of a nostalgic vibe though
MC Heli – Adds Vehicles such as tanks, helicopters, planes, boats, cars, as well as some weapons!
Applied Energistics 2 – Amazing storage system mod!
Securitycraft – Lets you make sure your base is safe from any would-be invaders
Better Builders Wands – Makes building large platforms or walls extremely easy.
Pam’s Harvestcraft – A whole new world of food!

So come join us! We’d be happy to introduce new players into the community ^-^

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?	Of course! We welcome players of all skill levels and are happy to help beginners get started.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not tolerated on our server. We have measures in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Are there any rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules posted in our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.
Can I suggest mods or plugins to be added to the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community members. Feel free to share your ideas with us in the Discord server.

Epic Invasion Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Conflict Resolution, Country, defense mechanisms, defense tactics, defensive measures, Diplomacy, Epic, foreign policy, homeland security, international relations, Invades, Invasion, military intervention, military invasion, military strategy, national defense, national sovereignty, Realm, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, war planning, what to do

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Bruh, join this Minecraft server if you want to invade countries without consequences. Like, who needs diplomacy when you can just build a TNT cannon and blow up your enemies’ bases? Plus, we have a secret weapon that turns all your enemies into chickens. It’s clucking hilarious! So come on, join us and start your conquest for world domination, one block at a time.

Rate My Life Plan Minecraft SMP

apartment costs 300k, budgeting, earning 10k, Expenses, Financial goals, future plans, gooning, inflation, Life, living with parents, Minecraft, moving out, nightwalking, personal finance, Plan, playing video games, r8 my life plan, Rate, reading books, saving for own apartment, saving money, smp, watching movies, working 120 hours a week, working 240 hours per month

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and embark on a quest to earn 10k in-game currency every month by working 240 hours. Why, you ask? Because in this crazy world, apartments cost a whopping 300k! But don’t worry, you can live with your in-game parents and only spend 1k a month to cover expenses.

After 3 years of hard work and dedication, you’ll finally be able to afford your own virtual apartment and move out. Imagine the freedom! You can work 120 hours a week in-game and spend the rest of your time gooning, reading books, playing video games, watching movies, and nightwalking to your heart’s content.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to financial independence and virtual luxury! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and absurdly entertaining?

XmasDelayDrama

christmas, Christmas parties, Christmas timing, Christmas traditions, extended family, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family obligations., family pressure, Holiday Celebrations, holiday traditions, late celebration, sibling relationships, XmasDelayDrama

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2520
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates Christmas on time? Look no further than our server, where we never wait for anyone to celebrate! Join us for a jolly good time filled with festive cheer and no delays.

Unlike some families who wait weeks to celebrate Christmas, we believe in celebrating on the actual day or even before. No more waiting around for that one family member to show up late, we start the party right on time!

Join us and be a part of a community that values punctuality and holiday spirit. Say goodbye to late Christmas celebrations and hello to on-time fun! So why wait? Join our server now and let’s celebrate Christmas the way it’s meant to be celebrated – on time and with joy!

TuneInWhenWorldFellApart – Minecraft SMP

10. Comforting lyrics, 11. Reflective music, 12. Song for tough times, 13. Resilience through music, 14. Finding solace in songs, 15. Emotional release through music, 16. Songs for difficult moments, 17. Music for healing, 18. Emotional support through music, 19. Songs for tough days, 2. Emotional healing, 20. Finding strength in music., 3. Coping mechanism, 4. Self-soothing, 5. Melancholy songs, 6. Sad music, 7. Heartbreak tunes, 8. Soulful melodies, 9. Healing playlist, Minecraft, music therapy, smp, TuneInWhenWorldFellApart

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro. It’s like, the wildest ride of your life, I swear. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we all dance to Minecraft parodies of popular songs. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have this legendary PvP arena where we settle all our beefs. One time, I challenged this dude to a duel and we fought with enchanted carrots. It was intense, man. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a zoo, but way more explosive.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. And remember, when your world is falling apart, just crank up some Minecraft music and keep on blockin’.

NoobZombieApocalypse

Adversity, anxiety, average person, Challenges, coping mechanisms, Decision making, Difficulties, emotions, handle, Life Changes, mental health, NoobZombieApocalypse, not equipped, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, responsibilities, self-care, stress, Support, uncertainty

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	239
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Votes:	8977
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is not for the faint of heart!

Join us if you dare to face challenges that the average person is not equipped to handle. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, our server will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in a TNT accident).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and maybe even a friendly Enderman or two.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the unexpected is the norm and chaos reigns supreme? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness today!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, intelligence briefing, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national security, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear weapon, nukecraft, Politics, potential threat, sanctions, security threat, Server, trump, united states, weapons development., White House

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8352
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to build a nuclear weapon in minecraft but u dont know how? well, come join our server and we will show u how to do it! we got all the resources u need to make ur own nuke and blow up ur enemies! trump even came to our server and we showed him how to do it, he was like “wow, this is amazing, i love this server!” so if u wanna be like trump and build ur own nuke, come join us now! #nuclearminecraft #trumplovesourserver #boomboom

SyriaCraft: No Jihadists in South!

anti-terrorism measures, border control, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign relations, international relations, Israel, Jihadist, jihadists, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, national security, peace negotiations, political tensions, PRESENCE, regional stability, SECURITY, South, southern part, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t accept no jihadi presence in the southern part of the server! like, can you imagine trying to build your house and suddenly a bunch of jihadi creepers come blowing it up? nah, not on our watch!

we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to build a giant sandcastle but it got attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. it was wild, man.

plus, we have the best parties in the nether realm. like, last week we had a disco party with glowstone blocks and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it was lit, literally.

so come join us and let’s kick some jihadi butt together! #minecraftforlife #saynotojihadis

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, BUILD, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Custom, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Rules, No Wipes, non-resetting, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

162.19.20.147:2042

BetterBusinesses

#youtube, BetterBusinesses, Community, Discord, gamemode, java, Links, Patreon, planetminecraft, PvE, rules, tiktok

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to BetterBusinesses Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21.1)
Key Features	Survival economy gamemode Jobs Chestshops Custom business plugin with robust GUI Friendly community
Rules	Treat others with kindness and respect No griefing others or the server No abusing exploits No hacks or cheats, only performance mods allowed No advertising or spamming One account per player only Have fun!
Links	Server IP – play.bbmc.today Discord TikTok YouTube PlanetMinecraft Patreon

Overview

Welcome to BetterBusinesses! We are a new PvE server with a robust economy, jobs, and shops. Our custom plugins allow players to run a variety of businesses within the game, from item shops to farming/logging/mining companies. Join us at play.bbmc.today and unleash your entrepreneurial spirit!

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Only performance mods like Optifine are allowed. Hacks or cheats are not permitted.

Q: How do I start a business in the game?

A: Use our custom business plugin with the GUI to set up and manage your business. Hire employees, manage finances, and grow your business into a large corporation.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing others or the server is strictly prohibited. Treat others with kindness and respect.

Wilderness Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, 3D Anniversary Live, Breaking Dimensions, chimera, Christmas Karaoke, Echoes, Fire N Ice, Hero For a Day, Hololive Stage World Tour, HOLOTORI Dance, KFPINTL, KFPSERVER, KIARABREASTS, Korean DO U, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, Merry Winter Wawa, mindcraft, mirage, Myth Reunion, new to Kiara, Pineapple MV, Retrospective MV, reunion, Sleep Talking MV, takanashi kiara, Takotori MC, The Great Wanderer MV, The Show Goes on, Vite Ramen Collab, wawa, Wilderness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with Merry Winter Wawa vibes! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Vite Ramen collab that will blow your mind. Use coupon codes like KFPINTL, KFPSERVER, and KIARABREASTS to unlock secret powers (just kidding, they’re just discounts).

Plus, we have streams galore – from Sleep Talking to Love Rush to MindCraft, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! It’s like a virtual rollercoaster, but with more pineapples and karaoke.

Movie Characters Minecraft SMP

Character development, Characters, destiny, fate, film analysis, film critique, finding love, Love at first sight, love story, Love Triangle, Minecraft, Movie, Movie analysis, movie characters, movie plot, movie quotes, movie recommendations, movie review, romantic gestures, romantic movies, romantic relationships, smp, soulmate, true love, unexpected love

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	439069	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2640	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Love Letters Sent:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	186	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie with a twist ending! Join us and become the hero of your own epic adventure, where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the one to gain their trust and harness their mystical abilities? Or will you be forever doomed to build dirt houses and get blown up by creepers?

So come on, join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t be a sheep, be a llama and join our crazy Minecraft SMP today!

ResentfulCraft Minecraft Server

Birthday, christmas, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional neglect, family dynamics, feeling unloved, gift giving, lack of consideration, lack of effort, lack of empathy, long term relationship, love language, Minecraft, relationship problems, ResentfulCraft, Resentment, selfish behavior, Server, thoughtful gifts, unappreciated, unresolved issues

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6834
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	107	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of receiving gifts like a rock from the side of the road for Mother’s Day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where gift-giving is not only important, it’s mandatory! Our players are experts in thoughtful gifts and will make your birthday a day to remember.

Join now and experience the joy of receiving a banana picked out by your daughter as a birthday gift. Don’t worry, our players won’t lay on the couch all day with a head cold and forget to wrap your present – they are dedicated to making every birthday special.

Don’t let your husband ruin another birthday or holiday, come join our server and let us show you how gift-giving should be done. Who needs excuses when you have a community of gift-giving experts ready to make every occasion unforgettable?

ExSweaterSitchCraft

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, emotional, ex, ex girlfriend, ExSweaterSitchCraft, friendship, gift exchange, Insecurity, Jealousy, Lesbian, Memories, past, possessiveness, refusal, relationship, Soft, Sweater, tradition, unreasonable

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crops Grown:	5853	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my ex-girlfriend’s jealousy over a sweater.

We’ve got a community tighter than my sister and Cindy’s bond, with friendships that last longer than my failed relationship with Cindy. And just like Cindy fixing my mom’s washer, our server will fix all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for yearly gift exchanges that are more intense than my girlfriend’s reaction to a simple sweater gift. Will she forbid you from wearing the softest sweater you’ve ever felt? Find out on our server!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than my love life. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?