Server survival vanilla. Good ping, good for playing with people when you’re idle.
The server is my personal server. It’s usually online all day long and on the weekends I go in to play a little. Have fun
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 9879 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1519 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.
And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.
So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7917 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.
In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.
So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 244 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 212 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
