Server survival vanilla. Good ping, good for playing with people when you’re idle.
The server is my personal server. It’s usually online all day long and on the weekends I go in to play a little. Have fun
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?
So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1151 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?
Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 334 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!
So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?
so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Minecraft Server Overview |
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| New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap |
| No official launch, join anytime |
| 16+ age requirement |
| Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper |
A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.
A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.
A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.
A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.
A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.
A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!
But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
