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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Alien Abductions: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
Falling into the Void: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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