GuraVsKiaraMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Joey’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creativity Runs Wild!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to our crazy, wacky world of blocky madness!

Join us on a server where Joey, the fearless leader, once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on the Ender Dragon. Legend has it that he tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers, all while juggling enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of villagers break it down to “Creeper, Aw Man” in perfect sync.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild ride of epic proportions? Come on in and let the blocky chaos begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty AF Server: ‘>b’ – Where the blocks are sassy and the creepers are fabulous!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	264	Love Letters Sent:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dragons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	5902	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Creepers Countdown: Only 2 More Weeks Until the End of the World

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a time machine that can transport you two weeks into the past, so you can relive all your favorite moments over and over again.

Join us and experience the thrill of deja vu like never before! Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers all while knowing that you can go back in time and do it all over again.

Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you can live in a never-ending loop of epic adventures? Join now and let the time-traveling fun begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mayo Madness: Hakui’s Pixelated Adventure

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Are you ready to enter the wacky world of Koyo? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with bouncy Konyoyoyos and cheers from the Joshu Kissing Machine! But beware, you must always end with Koyo or face the wrath of the Research Division’s financial report! Don’t break the rules or delete them, or else you’ll have to accept your punishment and spread Koyoyo to all the good Joshus out there! So come on, join us for some earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything that bloated the OP – it’s a journey you won’t forget!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	769958
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Add Me If You Dare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the only one left out of the cool kids’ Minecraft server parties? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you want to be the life of the blocky party! We have a strict “no boring players allowed” policy, so if you’re not bringing the fun, you better start practicing your jokes and dance moves ASAP.

Join us and become the talk of the server with your epic building skills and hilarious antics. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper or have a secret alliance with a pack of wolves. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement).

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and make some new friends who appreciate your unique brand of chaos, then come on down to our server and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or 999, depending on your blocky calendar). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring player, in which case, you might want to look elsewhere).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where Creepers and Craziness Collide!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality and fake news collide in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and experience a world where you can never be sure if that creeper is real or just a cleverly crafted illusion by a sneaky player.

Our server is so advanced that even the pixels themselves question their existence. Are those diamonds really diamonds, or just a glitch in the matrix? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again.

Forget following the news and trying to analyze anything, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether that chicken is secretly plotting against you. Join us and prove us wrong as you navigate through a world where reality is just a pixel away from being a prank.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	4127
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Snowball Fight Club: Where Snowmen Rule and Players Drool

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to blow your mind! Join us for epic adventures and crazy events that will leave you speechless.

Imagine battling co-op boss rushes in the “Hero Games” event or exploring battle stages in “Future Unshackled.” And don’t forget about our latest update, “Gradient of Souls – Version 1.7,” where you can experience mind-blowing new content.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Alloy Truth, Acacia, and more. Plus, new outfits like “Street Code” and “Allure of Lotus” will make you the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download from our main site or find us on Epic Games Store and Steam. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyQueens: Where even Minecraft autists can find love and diamonds!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all the players are obsessed with having a woman? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t give a creeper’s butt about gender! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing we’re obsessed with is building epic structures and trolling each other with ridiculous pranks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, come join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyHater’s LOL Mine: Where even the creepers laugh at your fails!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to create over 40 episodes of the most boring and cliche creatures ever seen in the game? We have llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the storyline – it’s so nonsensical that it’ll leave you scratching your head in confusion. But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and a break from reality, then this is the server for you. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (or melted, we’re not responsible for any brain damage).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NudeCraft: Where the only thing pixelated is the blocks!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with clothed girls that you have nudes of! That’s right, you can collect virtual nudes of all the girls on the server and show them off to your friends. But be careful, they might just steal them from you in a daring heist!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures, where you never know what might happen next. Build your own empire and rule over the land with your collection of nudes, or team up with other players to take down the nudes thieves once and for all. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	293284	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SnifflesCraft – Where even the creepers have allergies! Join us at ‘/uuu/’ for a sneeze-tastic adventure!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! We’ve got streams that will make you question reality, merch that will make you feel like a birthday queen, and a Twitter feed that will have you saying “Ara Ara” in no time.

Join us for a journey through the craziest adventures in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community and experience streams that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least it’ll be a hilarious regret).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineCrafty Capitalism: Get Rich Quick Without Lifting a Pixel

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Tired of working hard in real life to make a living? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can become rich without lifting a finger! Our server is filled with magical money-making opportunities that will have you swimming in diamonds in no time.

Forget about mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of resources. On our server, the ground is literally made of diamonds and emeralds! Just take a stroll outside your virtual house and you’ll be tripping over precious gems left and right.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground casino where you can gamble your way to fortune. Just be careful not to get caught by the virtual cops!

So why waste your time working in the real world when you can live a life of luxury and leisure on our Minecraft server? Join now and start living the high life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crops Grown:	3042	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafting Therapy: Digging deeper into virtual happiness you know you shouldn’t indulge in!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic survival modes and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against hordes of evil zombies. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging flaming arrows shot by a group of mischievous skeletons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and endermen. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the ultimate bragging rights.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AnarchyCraft: Where Mods are MIA and Chaos Reigns Supreme!

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Are you tired of boring, drama-filled Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Our mods have completely given up trying to control the chaos, so you can expect pure anarchy and hilarity at every turn.

Join us and witness the culture of our server, where Twitter threads are the norm, translator drama is the main event, and there are more threads about cancerous shonen than you can count. But wait, there’s more! We even have ban-evading autists posting thinly veiled /r9k/ threads about 3dpd women on our server, and they somehow manage to stay undeleted. It’s like a circus, but with Minecraft blocks!

So, why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the insanity. Who knows, maybe we’ll even create an anime generals board just for the heck of it. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	6739	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft Mania: The Land of Lazy Gamers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you won’t even have time to be tired! Join us and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Or how about mining for diamonds while riding a flying pig? And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to being tired all the time, because here, the fun never stops!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	6535
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8