Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 28
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
Runes Activated: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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