Grimwald SMP Java: Where watching grass grow is considered an extreme sport! Join now for the slow action!

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Minecraft Server Overview

About us	We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Features	Proximity voicechat, optional feature Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life Coreprotect for server protection Hard difficulty Democracy for decision-making Updates to new versions soon after release Friendly community Minigames and events Group projects No pay to win or voting for access

Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.

2. Is voicechat mandatory?

No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.

5. How are server decisions made?

All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mom’s House Daycare

angry mom, babysitter, Breakfasts, Classroom, daycare, daycare teacher, family time, Family Values, favorite teacher, field trip, flying planes, House, Jealousy, Jet, local airport, moms, neighbor, rich white girl, single mom, subsidy, well off family, working mom

Are you tired of dealing with jealous grandmas and drama at daycare? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and zombies! Our server is like a virtual daycare, but without the judgmental family members. Plus, our teachers (mods) are way cooler than any daycare teacher – they bring virtual stickers, juice, bubbles, and even do face painting! And forget about boring field trips to the local airport, on our server, you can fly planes and explore the world without ever leaving your computer chair.

So say goodbye to family values and hello to blocky adventures on our server. Join now and let your inner child (or actual child) run wild in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Buildings Constructed:	42	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineCraftChat SMP

Analysis, Articulate, Communication, Conversation, debate, Depth, discussion, Expertise, Exploration, Insight, knowledge, MineCraftChat, Passion, perspective, research, smp, Understanding

Are you a master of discussing the intricate lore of Minecraft chickens? Do you have a PhD in the history of crafting tables? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heated debates about the best block to build a toilet out of and intense discussions on the most efficient way to mine obsidian with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more intellectually stimulating server out there. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total gossip queen and loves to spill the tea on all the drama happening in the Nether. So come on, join us and let’s get scholarly about all things Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Void Armor Forged:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyBodsMC

aesthetic preferences, attractiveness, BlockyBodsMC, body image, body standards, body type, fitness level, ideal body shape, ideal partner, ideal physique, partner, partner criteria, perfect body, personal taste, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical compatibility, physical features, Physical fitness, physical qualities, Preferences

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding the perfect partner to build with in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our community is filled with players who have the perfect bodies for mining and crafting. From Steve with his chiseled abs to Alex with her pixel-perfect curves, you’ll never feel alone in the mines again. Join us and find your perfect body match today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Potions Brewed:	143

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HamasGriefersGoneWild

Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, false claims, gaza, Hamas, HamasGriefersGoneWild, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Misinformation, negotiation breakdown, peace process, political tension, prisoner exchange, Propaganda, Release, truce collapse, Women

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in the blocky world, bro. Like, there’s this legend that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine guarded by flying pigs. And get this, the pigs wear top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. I know, right? Who needs diamonds when you have a freakin’ unicorn granting wishes?

Oh, and get this, the server is run by a team of ninja llamas who only speak in riddles. If you can solve their riddles, they’ll give you a special llama mount that can fly. Yeah, you heard me, a flying llama mount. Who needs horses when you can ride a flying llama?

So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, come join us. Just watch out for the zombie chickens, they’ll peck your brains out. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on, join us and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TempCraft: Hot & Cold Mayhem

climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, cold, environmental crisis, Extreme Temperatures, global warming, health impacts, heat wave, heat-related deaths, heat-related illnesses, hot, MAYHEM, mid century, mortality, public health, rising temperatures, TempCraft, temperature-linked deaths, U.S, vulnerable populations

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your temperature rise like climate change on steroids? well, this server is the place to be! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant ice castle in the middle of a lava ocean, or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

but wait, there’s more! we have events that will make your heart race faster than a polar bear running from global warming. join our extreme temperature challenge, where you have to survive in the hottest and coldest biomes without dying. think you can handle it?

and get this, if you die from the extreme temperatures, you get a special prize! it’s like a participation trophy, but way cooler. so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only thing hotter than our builds is the climate change-induced heat waves that will make you sweat like a creeper in a TNT factory. see you there, gamers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

cocoa survival server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Hello, I am Cocoa, the administrator of this server. This server is basically a survival living server. There are very few rules. This server can be connected to the integrated version (port 19130) so players from both java and integrated versions can interact. We look forward to your participation. We are fully prepared for this. Prohibited and what you must not do is cheat or troll.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9879	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Koot and the Vanilla Beans: A Server of Spud-tacular Goodness!

Beans, Brewery, Cheese, Community, crime, crossplay, Dynmap, Geyser, goodness, Homes, integration, Keepinventory, Koot, Lag-free, Land claiming, Lore, Mystery, Nations, Ranks, rat, Semi Vanilla, Server, spudtacular, Survival, Text Formatting, titles, Vanilla

Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible.

Features:

Feature	Description
Discord Server	Discord + Minecraft integration
World Map	Dynmap
Bedrock support	Geyser
Unlimited Homes
No pesky land claims	Honor system + rollbacks
KeepInventory	Optional per player
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
Text Formatting	+Gradients!
Brewery	Just a treat!
Big boy ram and big boy processor	Minimal lag

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Happy Millennial Minecraft Server

23.5%, 24-year-old, 24.5%, 27.8%, Economy, gen z, gen-x, generation, Happy, happy generation, home owner, Homeowner, homeownership, millennial, Millennials, Minecraft, Redfin, Server, social responsibility

Are you tired of being a broke millennial? Do you dream of owning your own virtual home in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and become a homeowner in a world where social responsibility is just as important as the economy (at least in Minecraft).

Our server is so lit that even Gen Zers are jealous of our homeownership rates. We have more virtual homeowners than any other generation, including those pesky Gen Xers. So come on down and build your dream home, because why settle for renting when you can own in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to flex your virtual real estate skills and show the world that millennials can be homeowners too (at least in Minecraft). Join our server now and start living the dream!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds

Chaos, colored hair, diamonds, discrimination, extremism, flamboyant fashion, Immigrants, intolerance, Leftists, memes, Minecraft, piercings, political activism, political polarization, political violence, radicalization, smp, Social Issues, societal division, societal unrest, Stability, tattoos, violent solutions, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RoomLockOut Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, confront stepmom, dad upset, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, feeling bad, ignoring stepmom, lock my room, Minecraft, not spoken, personal space, room keys, room privacy, RoomLockOut, Server, stay at friend’s, stepmom upset, uncomfortable situation, upset family, weekend plans

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual room where no one can invade your space. Our server is the perfect place to avoid unwanted guests and have complete control over your own space.

With our server, you can lock your virtual room and keep out anyone you don’t want in. No more sharing beds with your stepmom’s family or dealing with unwanted guests. Plus, if anyone tries to take your virtual room keys, you can simply ignore them and go about your day.

Join now and create your own virtual sanctuary where you can escape real-life drama and have complete peace and privacy. Don’t let family conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join our server and build your own perfect world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

WifeMatMinecraftSMP

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, family, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, partner, Partnership, Qualities, relationship, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES, wife material, WifeMatMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect Minecraft wife? Look no further than our SMP! Our server is filled with potential wife material players who can mine diamonds like nobody’s business and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen.

Join us and you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who will bake you virtual cakes and protect you from creepers. Who needs Tinder when you have our SMP to find your perfect player two? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wives who control the diamond economy and have the power to ban griefers with just a snap of their fingers.

So come join us and see if you can find your perfect Minecraft wife – just be prepared for some intense diamond mining competitions and building challenges along the way!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockyTherapy: U OK, BRO?

BlockyTherapy, Bro, Checkup, emotional wellness, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness campaign, mental health awareness month, mental health check-in, mental health checkup, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health tips, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, self-care, wellbeing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness as we take you on a journey through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From giant chickens that shoot lasers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers therapeutic benefits for your mental health. Need to destress after a long day? Just hop on and let the soothing sounds of exploding creepers calm your nerves. Feeling anxious? Build yourself a cozy little house and watch as it gets blown up by a pack of rampaging llamas. It’s the perfect way to release all that pent-up tension!

So come join us on our server and let your inner crazy out. Who knows, you might just find that the key to true happiness was a pixelated pig all along.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RussellBentleyCraft

Activist, American, brutality, Conflict, death, fighter, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Military, News, Political, Pro-Kremlin, Russell Bentley, RussellBentleyCraft, Russian soldiers, Tortured, Tragedy, violence, War

LOL come join our server where we make American Pro-Kremlin fighters fight Russian soldiers in Minecraft! It’s like Hunger Games but with a twist! Watch as Russell Bentley gets tortured to death over and over again, it’s a real hoot! Plus, we have custom mods that turn all the animals into killer clowns and make the creepers explode into confetti! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a wild ride!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	96	Animals Bred:	192
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Diddit Server

alter ego, artist, Celebrity, Crafty, Diddit, Entertainment, Fame, Hip Hop, Identity, Marketing, Music (Industry), music career, name change, p diddy, P. Diddit, Persona, public image, rapper, rebranding, Sean Combs, Server, stage name, stage persona

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got llamas wearin top hats, creepers doin the cha cha slide, n chickens playin poker with the ender dragon. u think dat’s crazy? well wait til u see our secret underground disco party where steve and alex bust out their best dance moves. plus, we got a special guest appearance from herobrine himself, who’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most wild ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0