Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 108 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SisSquabbleCraft

    SisSquabbleCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family conflicts like Leah’s? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and hilarity that will make you forget all about step-sibling rivalry.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who actually get along (hopefully). No more getting stuck under bedframes or sending embarrassing photos to friends – unless it’s part of a fun prank, of course!

    We offer activities that are actually enjoyable, like virtual skydiving, dragon hunting, and even unicorn racing. Say goodbye to forced bonding activities that only make things worse – on our server, you’ll bond over epic quests and treasure hunts instead.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama like Leah, come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual family that gets along better than Leah’s real one!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CerealKillaMinecraftSMP

    CerealKillaMinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of which cereal is truly the best! We have a dedicated cereal-themed district where players can build their own cereal-inspired creations and battle it out in epic cereal-themed PVP matches. Will you choose the crunchy goodness of Froot Loops or the marshmallow madness of Lucky Charms? The choice is yours, but beware of the dreaded Milk Monster that roams the land, stealing all the milk for himself! So grab your spoon and join us for a breakfast adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyCrackAddict

    BlockyCrackAddict
    Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your other addictions because once you start playing here, you won’t be able to stop! Our server is like a magical vortex that sucks you in and never lets you go. You’ll find yourself mining for diamonds at 3 am, building elaborate castles instead of doing your homework, and battling creepers in your dreams. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family – just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3637 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Nail Drive Fun Land

    Nail Drive Fun Land
    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats. if you ever feel too small to make a difference, drive over a nail. why join? because our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our zombies breakdance instead of attack. plus, our villagers are all secretly werewolves so you never know who you can trust. come join the madness and see if you can survive in this crazy world where the only rule is to have fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 268 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NICE ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.21.1 FLY IN! Minecraft server

    NICE ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.21.1 FLY IN! Minecraft server

    What is BatyaCraft?

    This is the best minecraft server where you can become a father in the area!

    IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

    – Everything you need is there! Skins, a bunch of thoughtful modes, tops, tasks!

    – Self-written plugins that we made ourselves!

    – The best anti-cheat that really punishes hackers!

    – We do everything from the heart

    – Versions from 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.21.1

    We have a lot of modes for you to have fun:

    ▶ SKYBLOCK

    There is a mode where you can build your own island by extracting things from the void. There is also a well-thought-out economy, ore generation, and a 50-wave mob arena with different sets. You can shop with everyone and win at auctions, and then you can create a store right here. All this is a freebie, so go!

    ▶ SKYWARS

    If you go to the gym a lot, then you can clearly beat everyone in pvp, so the SKYWARS mode was created for you. You jump on the island, look for what you got in the chests and kill everyone in order to drag the skating rink to the edge. Come on, it’s hardcore slaughter, just the way you like it!

    ▶ BEDWARS

    Well, if you know how to tactfully kill everyone and everything, and even break the beds, then come here and show everyone who can drag. You know how to play this game, so there is no need to explain.

    ▶ PRISON

    It happens that you are thrown into jail, but you don’t want to rot there, do you? Therefore, you need to develop, then come to the factions that will become your second home and kill all the policemen and bosses. The prison is really huge, so come on, search everything and dominate.

    IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PhEvaF7

    Come to us, there is something to do there: hipe.batyacraft.ru

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!

    Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!

    Minecraft Server Overview – ELDER

    Looking for a Minecraft server that offers both the classic survival feel and deep RPG elements without the pay-to-win nonsense? ELDER is the perfect mix of laid-back gameplay and exciting quests for those who want to enjoy Minecraft at their own pace. We have both Females and males and have people from all over the world! Discover and collect pets and mounts

    No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

    SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

    DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

    Collect mounts! – Over 90 unique mounts to be found – Slay bosses then ride them – Unlock flying mounts later in the game!

    🌍 Survival & RPG – Explore a vast world where you can build, mine, and thrive in survival mode, or dive into a custom RPG world with unique quests, custom mobs, and engaging storylines. Whether you want to chill and farm or take on epic quests, it’s up to you!

    Collect Pets! – Over 19 unique pets to be found and captured!

    💎 No Pay-to-Win – We believe in fair gameplay. No overpowered gear for cash—just fun, balanced progression. Our ranks are purely cosmetic and for fun.

    🛡️ Casual, Mature Community – Elder is built for players who want a relaxed atmosphere. We welcome mature players who appreciate a friendly, respectful, and no-drama environment.

    Buy Cosmetics and furniture with in-game currency! NO PAY TO WIN

    No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

    SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

    DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is there a pay-to-win system on the server? No, we believe in fair gameplay and do not offer overpowered gear for cash. Our ranks are only cosmetic and for fun.
    How many unique mounts are available on the server? There are over 90 unique mounts that can be found by slaying bosses and riding them. Flying mounts can be unlocked later in the game.
    What is the server’s community like? We have a casual and mature community that values a friendly, respectful, and drama-free environment. Players of all genders from around the world are welcome.
    Can pets be collected on the server? Yes, there are over 19 unique pets that can be found and captured throughout the game.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have appointed Jastor Gallywix as the leader of the goblins! Sure, he may have a questionable track record with enslaving his own people and prioritizing money over everything else, but hey, at least he’s entertaining, right?

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable leadership decisions. Who knows what kind of chaos Jastor Gallywix will bring to the table next? Will he start a goblin casino? Or maybe he’ll lead a goblin parade through the streets of Minecraftia, throwing gold coins at everyone in sight.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness the madness unfold on our server. Join now and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft community out there. Who needs Thrall when you have Jastor Gallywix leading the charge?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Crops Grown: 8003 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Dimension Hops: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP

    Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anarchy is the name of the game! Join us if you’re tired of boring old rules and want to let your inner wild child run free.

    In our server, India is the epitome of civilization compared to the madness that goes down in Brazil. Rumor has it that a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, just for the thrill of it.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and even a llama army that roams the land causing mischief.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes – and we mean anything!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PornstarProgeny SMP

    PornstarProgeny SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where all the players are children of pornstars and sex workers!

    Experience a world where every block tells a scandalous story and every creeper has a secret to spill. Build your own empire of adult entertainment and watch as your friends try to keep up with your wild lifestyle.

    But be warned, drama is always around the corner on this server. From love triangles to family feuds, you never know what juicy gossip will come out next. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, sexy world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Mines Excavated: 2550 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • TongueBrusherCraft

    TongueBrusherCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where brushing your tongue is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of enchanted cows that can only be tamed by those with minty fresh breath. So grab your toothbrush and get ready to embark on a quest to find these elusive creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombies.

    But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning your house upside down to filling your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, this ghost will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dental hygiene habits and tickle your funny bone, look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the enchanted cows and outsmart the ghostly prankster.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Alien Abductions: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation

    UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation
    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has DRONES? well guess what, our server has DRONES. netherlands be like “yo ukraine, here’s 400 million for some sick drone action” and we were like “let’s bring that drone action to minecraft, baby!” join our server for the most epic drone battles you’ve ever seen. fly high, shoot lasers, and dominate the skies. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the drone revolution!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Sky Boat Adventures

    Sky Boat Adventures
    Yo, ever wanted to see boats flying in the sky like they’re planes and planes sinking in the ocean like they’re boats? well, you’re in luck cuz on our server that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    We’ve got pigs riding on top of chickens, cows doing backflips off of cliffs, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our creepers explode in a rainbow of glitter and confetti.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying sheep that poop out golden apples and our zombies are trained in ballet. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant kitten that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs airmail when you can have boats in the sky and planes in the ocean? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 289 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • 2 More Days Minecraft Server

    2 More Days Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all by yourself? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on this epic Minecraft server, you can team up with Jesus himself to conquer the pixelated world!

    Join us on this server and witness miracles happening left and right as Jesus turns water into lava and walks on air blocks like a boss. Need some bread to survive? No worries, Jesus will just multiply some loaves and fishes for you.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil mobs alongside Moses and Noah. Imagine riding on a boat with Noah while he saves all the animals from a flood of creepers – talk about a wild ride!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s get holy together! Just remember, when in doubt, WWJD (What Would Jesus Dig)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 85 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Space Stars Minecraft SMP

    Space Stars Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot.

    Our server is home to the most eccentric group of players you’ll ever meet, from a llama-riding wizard to a cow who thinks it’s a cat. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a prank war involving exploding sheep or a dance party in the Nether.

    But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded saddlebags. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can always participate in our weekly treasure hunts, where the prize is a lifetime supply of baked potatoes.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 180
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyIncomeHideout

    CraftyIncomeHideout
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where we don’t ask about your income or judge you based on your job title!

    Join us and leave all the awkward conversations behind. No need to worry about revealing your salary or feeling judged for your career choice. Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden treasures and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs nosy dinner guests when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers with your new Minecraft friends?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5691 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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