Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 268
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Dragon Eggs Found: 9344 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
New Chunks Explored: 646444 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

    Ladies of Blocks and Pixels
    Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

    Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

    Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

    Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

    TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

    Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

    Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

    Airships
    Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets
    Immersive gear from Epic Knights
    Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops
    Chunk claiming
    Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics
    Routine events with lucrative rewards

    Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

    The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I play solo on this server? Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
    Are there special events on the server? Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
    How does the economy work? The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
    Is combat a major aspect of the server? Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1989 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

    Need resources? We’ve got you covered! From FAQs to Mods to Loadouts & Skins, we have everything you need to dominate the game. And don’t forget about our Competitive News & Events – stay up to date with all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

    The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

    So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MajorRoast Minecraft Server

    MajorRoast Minecraft Server
    Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

    Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

    So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Ores Mined: 775 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Emeralds Found: 1481

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

    DadSnubbedDisneyCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

    Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

    Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • LessonLearnedMC SMP

    LessonLearnedMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

    MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition
    Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

    Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

    So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

    LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Micro Bone Zone

    Micro Bone Zone
    so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Villages Defended: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Place Yourself Minecraft Server

    Place Yourself Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Runes Activated: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Lost Girls Cucked SMP

    Lost Girls Cucked SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

    First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

    Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Magic Items Found: 5658
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • GraduationCraft: No Speech Edits for You!

    GraduationCraft: No Speech Edits for You!
    Are you tired of classmates trying to steal your spotlight at important events? Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own virtual stage to shine on! No more drama, just fun and games in a world where you make the rules.

    Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.

    Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Emeralds Found: 9100
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PathDecider Minecraft SMP

    PathDecider Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of which path to take? Look no further, because our SMP is here to guide you on the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!

    Forget boring quests and mundane tasks – on our SMP, you’ll be tasked with finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rescuing a group of lost villagers from a pack of rabid wolves, or even organizing a zombie flash mob to take over the server spawn!

    So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for emeralds. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MinecraftManiacs

    MinecraftManiacs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a giant toilet castle, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!

    Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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