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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 4811
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
Zombie Dances: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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