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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Farms Harvested: 1000
Crops Grown: 8062 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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