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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Potions Brewed: 34
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
Endless Night Skies: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dimension Hops: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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