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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 903041 Towns Built: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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