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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Players Killed by Monsters: 9405 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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