Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the LOLs and craziness you could ever want!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and zombies breakdance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible, even seeing yourself in 40 years as a dancing meme.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 147 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!

    KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT IDF KILLIN’ HEZBOLLAH ROCKET DUDES LIKE KABISI IN BEIRUT! U CAN BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND FIGHT FOR DA BLOCKS! BUILD UR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT IT FROM CRAZY TERRORISTS! JOIN NOW AND BE A HERO IN DIS WILD MINECRAFT WORLD! #BLOCKWARFARE #CRAZYADVENTURES #EXPLOSIONS #LOLZ

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 New Chunks Explored: 579498
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9388 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Towns Built: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • No Chowder, Only Minecraft

    No Chowder, Only Minecraft
    join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Mines Excavated: 4564 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Welcome to the Torrent Network!

    IP Address torrentsmp.com
    Discord discord.gg/torrent
    Versions

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

    Features:

    Survival
    • The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
    • Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
    • Quests with custom storylines and lore
    • Fully integrated economy system
    • Welcoming community
    • Custom armor and tools
    • Anti-grief
    SkyFactions (Launches October)
    • Skyblock; with some twists
    • The ability to raid other islands!
    • Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
    • Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
    Lifesteal
    • More quests with an expansion of the storyline
    • Epic PvP
    • Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
    • Crates
    • Movecraft
    • King of the Hill
    • Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
    • Ranks, both free and paid
    • Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
    • Griefing and stealing allowed!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address “torrentsmp.com” in your Minecraft client to connect to our server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players without the need for a whitelist.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain mods that do not give players an unfair advantage, such as minimap mods and cosmetic mods. However, any mods that alter gameplay significantly or give advantages are not allowed.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Potions Brewed: 137
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Villages Defended: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 3400
    Star Shards Collected: 95 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Crops Grown: 9083

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Gods Slained: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Emeralds Found: 872
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 3109

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Challenge SMP Server
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the playtest? Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
    What will I receive for participating in the playtest? Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
    Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends? Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
    Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest? Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Potions Brewed: 94 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Villages Defended: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Anime Son Minecraft Server

    Anime Son Minecraft Server
    Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

    Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Animals Bred: 69
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

    BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

    Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Runes Activated: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Villages Defended: 15
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ResellRuinMinecraft

    ResellRuinMinecraft
    Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

    Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

    Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Farms Harvested: 445 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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