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WeirdoSteveMC SMP

Bullied, different from others, eccentric student, LONER, misunderstood, nonconformist, odd personality, offbeat sense of humor, outcasted individual, outlandish fashion, Outsider, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, School, smp, social outcast, strange behavior, unconventional style, unique interests, unusual hobbies, weird kid, WeirdoSteveMC

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP that is literally the most insane thing ever. Like, you know how there’s always that one weird kid at school? Well, this server is like if that weird kid was a Minecraft server. It’s so weird, but in a good way, you know?

First of all, the admins are like these crazy geniuses who have created the most chaotic and hilarious world ever. Like, there’s this one time where they turned all the pigs into flying llamas and everyone had to ride them to get around. It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing.

And the players on this server are just as weird as the admins. Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant toilet house and only communicates in fart noises. And another player who wears a chicken suit all the time and only speaks in chicken puns. It’s so ridiculous, but that’s what makes it so fun.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and have you laughing until you cry, then you have to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the weirdest, most outrageous adventures of your life.

CraftyCampusFun

campus, Challenges, Classes, college, CraftyCampusFun, education, Experience, extracurricular activities, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, learning, Memories, opportunities, personal development, Professors, responsibilities, social life, Student Life, studying, success

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Votes:	421	Dragon Eggs Found:	1501
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring lectures and endless assignments in college? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Who needs a degree when you can have a diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper? Say goodbye to student loans and hello to building your dream castle in the sky. So why waste your time in a stuffy classroom when you can join us for the ultimate adventure in blocky paradise? Let’s craft some memories together!

ERROR 555 Minecraft server

Account.., banner, Community, Creative, description, ERROR 555, Gaming, GIF, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, PC, Popular, Server, Server List, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

The owner of the server “ERROR 555” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

err0rw0rld.aternos.me:20258

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Discord, dsmp, Dungeon, endless dungeon, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Lore, mmo, mmorpg, multiplayer, rooms, RPG, Secrets, serpent, Server, smp, Undead, Unique

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before? The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become strong. Join DSMP today!

https://discord.gg/AsEPmhTfsc

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Dungeon SMP?	Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets.
What classes are available?	There are many different classes such as Serpent, Undead, and more.
What is the lore of the Fallen Gods?	The lore of the Fallen Gods is a key aspect of the server, providing depth to the world and story.
How can I become strong in Dungeon SMP?	By grinding and exploring the dungeon, you can level up and become stronger in the game.

UrbanCrafters 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3s, a2, a3, capcom pro tour, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, Fightcade Play, Fighting Game, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, High level replays, Mai Teaser Trailer, New Balance Update, sfg, st, street fighter, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, UrbanCrafters, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo, have you seen the teaser trailer for this Minecraft server? It’s like watching a cat try to play Street Fighter 6, hilarious! And guess what? They just dropped a new balance update that will make you question your existence.

Oh, and did you hear about the Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer? It’s so epic, it will make you want to build a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft.

Plus, the official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website is live on this server. You can watch high-level replays that will make you scream “Hadouken” in your sleep.

And don’t even get me started on the Street Fighter 6 Frame Data. It’s like trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft, but way more intense.

Join this server now and become a Minecraft Street Fighter master. It’s like Fightcade, but with creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper explosion in your base.

CraftyFlicksMC

action, Behavior, Censorship, cinematic liberties, comedy, CraftyFlicksMC, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, Ethics, FANTASY, Fiction, moral dilemmas, movies, Real Life, romance, societal norms, Suspense, taboo, thrillers, violence

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest movie fantasies? Look no further! On our server, you can do all the things that are totally okay in movies but definitely not in real life. Want to jump off a cliff and survive without a scratch? Go for it! Feel like blowing up a building just for fun? No problem! Our server is the place where you can let your imagination run wild and do all the crazy things you’ve always wanted to do but know you shouldn’t in real life. So come join us and let the madness begin!

MurderCraft: Trini Emergency

caribbean, crime, Crime Prevention, crime rate, Crisis, emergency, emergency declaration, emergency measures, escalating violence, Government, Homicide, homicide rate, law enforcement, MurderCraft, Murders, national security, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, state of emergency, trini, Trinidad and Tobago, violence

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO BE LIKE “WE NEED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR ALL THE MURDERS…BUT FIRST, LET’S PLAY SOME MINECRAFT!” JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND SURVIVAL MODE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE DRAMA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE VIRTUAL CHAOS? COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD AND DIVE INTO OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF VIRTUAL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS TO CHEER YOU UP AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THOSE MURDERS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

High Beams Havoc – Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, beams, blinding lights, bright headlights, car accessories, car lights, car maintenance, car problems, car safety, driving at night, HALOGEN, Havoc, headlights technology, HIGH, high beam etiquette, high beams, Minecraft, night driving, old car, road etiquette, road safety, road visibility, Server, traffic safety, VISIBILITY

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Votes:	5978	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to always use high beams on your car! why? because the mobs are scared of the bright lights and will run away from you faster than you can say “creeper!” plus, our diamond ore is so shiny, you’ll need those high beams to see it clearly! and don’t worry about other players getting mad at you for blinding them, they’ll thank you for the extra light while they mine for gold. so come on over to our server and let your high beams shine bright like a diamond!

Portal Message Billing Fun

billing, billing patients, billing system, Communication, decrease volume, digital health, ease physician workload, Fun, Healthcare, healthcare costs, Mayo Clinic study, medical billing, Message, messaging platform, patient care, patient communication, patient engagement, patient-initiated messages, physician efficiency, Portal, portal messages, Program, Technology, telemedicine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9340
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we bill players for using the portal messages! like, who even does that?? but it totally works cuz it decreases the message volume and makes life easier for the physicians, apparently.

imagine getting charged for sending a message in minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there. but hey, it’s all in the name of science, right? Mayo Clinic did a study and everything, so you know it’s legit.

so come on over and experience the thrill of paying to send a message in a virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a discount if you mention this totally real and not made up study. see you there, maybe.

SCP SITE-19

Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, Scp, Server, server grow, Session, Site19, surface area, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	2900	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

SITE-19 Roleplay Server
“SITE-19” is a just released minecraft RP server, where you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation. Featuring a 3.5km2 underground facility and a large surface area, this is the largest minecraft SCP-Themed project. Hosted on a lag-free vanilla server, come join us for events and community building!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation.
Is there lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy for more information.
What events are hosted on the server?	We host a variety of events and plan to organize longplay full site roleplay sessions in the future.

Mystic Moonlight Valley 1.21.2

1.21.2, attention love, attention so much, i love, love attention, love male, love male attention, love male attention so much, male attention, male attention love, male attention so much, male love, MOONLIGHT, mystic, SO MUCH, Valley

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3058
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Hey bros, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a non-stop party in a virtual world?

We got so many cool dudes hanging out, you’ll never be bored!

Plus, the admins are like total babes, always giving out free stuff and making sure everyone has a great time.

And let me tell you, the chat is always popping with hilarious jokes and crazy shenanigans.

So come on, join us and get your fill of male attention while building epic structures and exploring wild adventures!

GameplayCraft

action, Adventure, console, Entertainment, Fun, GameplayCraft, Gaming, indie, leisure, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Playing, role playing, Shooter, simulation, Single player, strategy, Today, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t let you ride a llama into battle while wearing a hotdog costume? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chinacraft Server: US Treasury Heist

#classified information, Chinacraft, Chinese hackers, cyber attack, cyber threat, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign hackers, government security, HACKING, heist, information theft, major incident, national security, security breach, sensitive information, Server, stolen documents, Treasury, US government, us treasury

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5280	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but ur mom said no cuz its illegal? well, guess what? on this server, u can be a hacker without getting in trouble! join now and steal all the documents u want, just like those chinese hackers did to the US Treasury! it’s a major incident, but on this server, it’s just a regular tuesday! come join the fun and show off ur hacking skills, cuz on this server, anything goes!

ChinaCraft: TreasuryHack

bbc news, China, Chinacraft, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, cyber threat, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, digital intrusion, Government, hacked, hacking incident, Information Security, national security, security breach, TreasuryHack, us treasury

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

so, like, u know how the US Treasury got hacked by China? well, that’s like, totally not cool, right? but guess what? our minecraft server was also hacked by China! but, like, in a totally different way. they hacked into our server and left a bunch of diamond blocks everywhere! like, what the heck, right? so now we have, like, unlimited diamonds for everyone to use. so, like, come join our server and get rich with all the free diamonds! plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. and, like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes. so, like, come join our server and have the craziest time of your life!

Pixel Park Genes

aging landscape, aging process, aging-related diseases, Biomarkers, biomedical research, data analysis, Disease Progression, DNA sequencing, gene expression, Genes, genetic aging, genetic markers, genetics, Medical research, Molecular biology, molecular mechanisms, multi-omics analysis, neurodegenerative diseases, omics, park, Parkinson’s Disease, personalized medicine, PIXEL

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

so, like, u wanna join dis amazin’ minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthin’, dis server is like da holy grail of minecraft servers, man. it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like, one time, a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearin’ top hats. and another time, someone built a giant statue of a chicken wearin’ sunglasses. it was wild, man.

oh, and get dis, we got a whole bunch of custom plugins dat make da game even more fun. like, u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. it’s insane, dude.

so, like, if u wanna have da time of ur life and experience some epic minecraft adventures, u gotta join dis server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	95/800	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	87	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Enchantments Applied:	199	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3