Graham’s Asshole Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Crops Grown:	7443	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you can eat a log of shit out of Graham’s asshole! That’s right, forget about crafting tables and mobs, the real fun is in Graham’s butt! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and how much poop you can stomach). So come on down and get ready for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

CraftingLifeLessons

CraftingLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, life advice, life changing, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, life transformation, life-changing experiences, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Have you ever learned a life-changing lesson too late, like not realizing that creepers explode when you get too close in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer a crash course in creeper evasion techniques! Join us and learn how to outsmart those sneaky green baddies before they blow up your precious creations. Trust us, it’s a lesson you won’t want to learn the hard way again! So come join us for some explosive fun and epic adventures.

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!

OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Star Shards Collected:	126	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelFateCraft

butterfly effect, consequential choices, Decision making, impactful choices, impactful decisions, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, pivotal decision, pivotal moments, PixelFateCraft, significant choices, small choices big impact, small choices matter, small decision, transformative choices, transformative decisions, turning point

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	189
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player decided to build a tiny dirt hut as a joke, but it ended up becoming the most epic castle in all the land. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and it led to an all-out war between the players and the feathered foes. Who knows what crazy choices you’ll make on our server that will lead to unforgettable adventures and hilarious mishaps! So come join us and see where your decisions will take you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	194	Dragons Tamed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Villages Defended:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Votes:	5924	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	150705
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	New Chunks Explored:	76067

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!