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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2884 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7734 |
Potions Brewed: | 128 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!