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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6529 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Farms Harvested: | 996 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!