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PeePeePalsCraft

35 years, AITAH, cleaning up, Damn Piss, emasculating, Heart, new mom, Off the Floor, parents divorced, PeePeePalsCraft, respectful, single father, Sit to Pee, Sitting to Pee, Two Boys, weird, Wiping Up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	296	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MythicalMinecraftSMP

creepy, cryptid, Favorite, folklore, ghost story, Haunted, legend, Mysterious, Myth, MYTHIC, mythical tale, MythicalMinecraftSMP, Mythological, mythological being, mythological creature, Mythos, spooky, Supernatural, tall tale, urban legend

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mythical creature that grants you three wishes, but instead of wishes, it’s unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

Join our server and become a part of the craziest urban legend in Minecraft history. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the town red (literally).

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also gain the ability to speak to animals, ride dolphins like a majestic sea queen, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and less unicorns (unless you count the ones with TNT strapped to their backs).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (except for griefing, that’s just not cool).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCrafterz

10. Skill building, 11. Relaxation, 12. Stress relief, 13. Wellness, 14. Mental Health, 15. Social connections, 16. Community involvement, 17. Outdoor activities, 18. Indoor hobbies, 19. Artistic endeavors, 2. Try something new, 20. Physical fitness., 3. Recommended hobbies, 4. Broaden your horizons, 5. Leisure activities, 6. Creative pursuits, 7. Personal growth, 8. exploration, 9. Adventure, CraftyCrafterz, hobbies

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of skydiving without actually jumping out of a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our custom-built skydiving mini-game will have you free-falling through the clouds in no time. Just make sure to watch out for the flying pigs!

But that’s not all – ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Look no further than our enchanted forest biome, where magical creatures roam free and diamonds literally grow on trees. Just be careful not to anger the friendly creepers, they tend to get a little explosive when provoked.

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our extreme parkour course? With obstacles that will test even the most skilled players, you’ll be flipping and jumping your way to victory in no time. Plus, the winner gets a pet dragon! (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in our server, but a girl can dream, right?)

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with a team of talking llamas by your side. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MissileMayhemCraft

airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, Nuclear Threat, POLITICAL CRISIS, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. we got, like, 200 missiles being fired by Iran, and Israel is, like, freaking out, man. but don’t worry, on this server, you can totally join in on the action and launch your own missiles too! it’s, like, a total blast, literally. join now for some serious consequences, bro!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	182	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
New Chunks Explored:	92837	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyWordplay

#linguistic artistry, Clever, Communication, CraftyWordplay, creativity, Language, language play, linguistic creativity, linguistic expression, linguistics, play on words, Puns, verbal humor, Witty, word crafting, word games, word manipulation, word usage, wordplay, wordplay examples, wordwork

hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, u better buckle up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs with diamond armor and talking sheep giving u quests to find the legendary golden potato. but watch out for the evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie villagers!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? or the giant roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

join now and experience the craziest, most wacky adventures u will ever have in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at spawn. who can say no to free cake? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8367
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

Creative, Custom Biomes, Custom Enchants, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, KitPvP, Life, Minigames, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, Quests, RaidOrDie, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival Games, Termina, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TerminaMC
Server Type	SMP Towny, Community, and Adventure
Java Port	25565
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I choose to be a hero or a villain on the server?

Yes, you have the freedom to choose your path on TerminaMC. Whether you want to build peaceful towns or engage in conquest, the choice is yours.

2. What features does Towny offer on the server?

Towny allows players to create their own towns or nations, work together with friends or new players, protect their land, trade with others, and form alliances for survival.

3. Are war and raiding optional on the server?

Yes, players can choose to engage in epic raids and declare war with other towns. This feature is optional and town leaders can declare war every 24 hours.

4. Is there a Duel Arena on the server?

Yes, TerminaMC has a Duel Arena where players can challenge each other in combat. Battle with custom or preset kits and stake Rupeez (currency) for added excitement.

5. Is the server fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics?

Yes, TerminaMC prides itself on being fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics. Players can earn everything through dedication and skill with free Termina Ranks.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lonely Minecraft Server

anguish, depression, desolation, Despair, despairing, emotions, emptiness, Heartache, hurting, ISOLATION, killing, Loneliness, lonely, longing, Melancholy, mental health, Minecraft, Pain, Sadness, Server, solitude, sorrow, Suffering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling)!

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (just don’t eat the dirt blocks)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the lolz begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have your own army of llamas at your command. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	187670	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

browsing experience, Customization options, digital communication, email client, Email Management, Firefox, internet security, Masturbation, Minecraft, Mozilla, Mozilla software, online safety, open source, privacy features, productivity, productivity tools, smp, software, software preferences, tech tools, Technology, thunderbird, web browser

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Towns Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	596401	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

celebrity endorsements, consumer behavior, cultural shifts, digital age, don’t understand, fashion, generation gap, influencer culture, internet trends, Meme culture, millennial trends, Minecraft, pop culture, popular trend, smp, social media, societal norms, Technology Trends, trend forecasting, TrendyConfusion, viral challenges, youth trends

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Animals Bred:	33

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CreeperAwkwardMoment

awkward, blunder, confession, CreeperAwkwardMoment, cringe-worthy, Embarrassing moment, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Memory, mishap, mistake, Oops, Personal, regret, shame, Share, slip-up, Story, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	199

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol reduction, clinical trials, drug development, gene silencing, genetic medicine, hyperlipidemia treatment, innovative therapy, Lipid, lipid disorders, lipid lowering, lipid metabolism, Lows, Medical research, mixed hyperlipidemia, novel treatment, patient outcomes, Phase 2b trials, RNAi therapeutic, RNAi therapy, Server, triglycerides, Zodasiran, Zodasirans

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crops Grown:	3303	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

Chill, Community, Discord, Fresh, games, Join, Map, members, Minecraft, Modded, needing, New server, Perakees, Play, Players, Reset, Server, smp, Soso, stale, Survival, Vanilla

JOIN:	perakee.xyz
MAP:	perakee.xyz:8123

Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

When will the server reset?

The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

analingus, Boundaries, butt play, Code, consent, dirty talk, Eaters, eating ass, Exploration, fetish, hygiene, Intimacy, kink, Minecraft, Mouth, oral sex, Poop, rimming, Server, sexual act, sexual exploration, sexual pleasure, Slang, taboo

Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Void Gems Collected:	36

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ores Mined:	6332
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3