Goon MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Frozen Delight Realms 1.20

#dare, BIZARRE, bizarre request, challenge, DELIGHT, dessert, Disgusting, Food, friendship, frozen, gross, ice cream, odd, odd request, puke, Realms, stomach-turning, strange, strange request, UNUSUAL, unusual request, vomit, weird

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Buildings Constructed:	42	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2160	Dragons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crops Grown:	6174
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Yo, bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server where we can eat ice cream together and then puke in each other’s faces? It’s like a wild party every day, but in blocky pixel form! Join us for some crazy shenanigans and non-stop fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures ever! Let’s get weird together, dude!

VacationPayback Minecraft Server

breach of contract, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, coworker dispute, drunk behavior, embarrassing behavior, ethical dilemma, financial disagreement, financial responsibility, legal action, legal recourse, Minecraft, moral responsibility, non-refundable tickets, passive aggressive behavior, payment dispute, repayment agreement, Server, small claims court, small claims process, vacation agreement, vacation cost, VacationPayback

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of dealing with a coworker who turns a vacation into a soap opera.

Imagine this: you’re just trying to enjoy some block-building fun when suddenly, a player named Mary joins the server. But watch out, because she’s not your average player – she’s here to cause chaos! Get ready for drunken confessions, love triangles, and vomit-covered floors. Can you survive the drama and come out on top?

And that’s not all – join our server and you might even find yourself in a small claims court battle over virtual tickets worth $1000! Who needs PvP battles when you can take on Mary in a legal showdown? Will justice be served, or will the drama never end?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, join us now! Just remember, things may get a little messy (literally and figuratively).

NoteCraftLove

Argument, Calendar, Chores, coffee, Communication, Distracted, flaws, Gifts, heavy sleeper, important, Marriage, newborn, NoteCraftLove, phone notes, relationships, Remembering, Spouse, Tasks, Understanding, wired differently

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Void Gems Collected:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of remembering important things? Look no further! Join our server and never forget to mine diamonds for your virtual spouse again!

Our server is perfect for those who need a little reminder now and then. Just like how you take notes on your phone to remember your wife’s favorite things, you can take notes in-game to remember where you left your enchanted pickaxe!

Don’t worry about being called out for forgetting to craft a diamond sword for your virtual partner – we understand that sometimes our brains are just wired differently. And hey, if you get distracted easily while mining, we’ve got plenty of tasks to keep you on track!

So come join us on the most understanding Minecraft server out there. Because in this world, forgetting to feed your virtual animals won’t lead to a huge argument – just some playful banter and maybe a reminder to set an alarm next time!

EduGoneWhoMinecraftSMP

abolished, administration, curriculum, Department of Education, Education Department, education system, educational standards, EduGoneWhoMinecraftSMP, federal government, funding, Government, homeschooling, policy, private schools, public education, REFORM, Replacement, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, US

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This epic Minecraft SMP is like no other, it’s like a rainbow exploded and turned into a server!

Join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. We have custom plugins that make pigs fly and chickens shoot lasers out of their eyes. Trust me, it’s totally legit!

And get this, if you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life diamond sword! Yeah, you heard me right, a DIAMOND SWORD. Who needs a Department of Education when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens…

CraftyDateFails

arrogance, bad attitude, bad breath, bad manners, closed-mindedness, CraftyDateFails, DATING, deal breakers, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of chemistry, lack of humor, lack of hygiene, Negativity, poor communication, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness, turn-offs

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	840	Crops Grown:	8526
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring dates where your crush talks about their pet rock for hours on end? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate date spot for all you single players out there! Join us for a chance to find love in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious player appears and offers you a virtual bouquet of roses. Sparks fly as you both embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon together. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Take on other players in intense combat and show them who’s boss with your expert crafting skills. Who needs a boring dinner date when you can show off your diamond sword skills instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the love (and chaos) begin!

GazaCraft: Rebuild & LOL

aid, Assistance, Conflict, Development, Diplomacy, egypt, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian, Infrastructure, international relations, lol, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, Plan, Politics, Population, Rebuild, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, Support, Territory, trump

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dimension Hops:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where we rebuild gaza but with blocks instead of bricks! trump can’t stop us, we gonna make gaza great again with our pixelated pyramids and TNT temples! join us and together we will create a world where creepers and zombies live in harmony with villagers and pigs. who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better future, one block at a time!

Coco’s Afterlife: German Dictator vs Good Guys

Adventure, Afterlife, animation, cocos, Day of the Dead, destiny, dictator, family, FANTASY, folklore, German, German dictator, Good, good guys, guys, Legacy, Memory, mexican culture, movie Coco, Music, pixar, Reincarnation, Spirits, Supernatural, underworld

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Animals Bred:	101
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

come join our minecraft server where we have a wild mix of coco vibes and german dictator shenanigans. imagine hitler building a giant statue of himself out of diamonds while singing “remember me” from coco. it’s a total mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about history and the afterlife. plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not? so come on over and let’s make some questionable decisions together!

Spidery Shroom Invasion

arachnids, BBC, creepy, CREW, discovery, documentary, entomology, Exploration, fungus, hijacks, infection, Invasion, Mycology, Mysterious, Nature, Northern Ireland, Parasitic, Science, shroom, Spiders, Spidery, symbiosis, wildlife

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Emeralds Found:	5221
Falling into the Void:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3752	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Potions Brewed:	72	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but with a twist! we got spiders that have been taken over by a crazy fungus! it’s like a real-life horror movie but in minecraft! join us if u wanna see some crazy stuff and maybe even fight off some spider-zombies! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride! join now and see for urself!

The USF Roleplay Realms

Adventure, application, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Diplomacy, Discord, Exploration, FANTASY, Fiction, Galaxy, intergalactic, Journey, Planets, Realms, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Space, Stars, Story, strategy, Universe, usf

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8108	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

United Stellar Federation Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Roleplay
Server Platform	Realms
Description	Step into a galaxy of adventure, diplomacy, and strategy! The USF is a collaborative Minecraft roleplay group where your creativity shapes an epic intergalactic story.
Joining Process	Join our discord and complete a short application to receive your roles and start your journey among the stars.
Instructions	REALM IS BEDROCKYOU WILL HAVE TO FILL OUT AN APPLICATION

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our discord and complete a short application to receive your roles and start your journey among the stars.

Q: What platform is the server on?

A: The server is on Realms platform.

Q: Do I need to fill out an application to play?

A: Yes, you will have to fill out an application to join the server.

Q: What is the Discord link?

A: The Discord link is https://discord.gg/nN6eEYNbXj

Kawaii Craft World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Charlotte Suzu, Craft, el charzugato anaranjado edition, EONIA, Ephemira, Felynne deRouge, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, live concert, Lua Asuka, Mega Art Archive, Meimi Majokko, MieLune, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, novamore, production, Reina Sun, Shee Icho, Song Covers Playlist, Tomoe Carmine, world, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party up in here! We got virtual VTuber babes doing live concerts, song covers, and mega art archives. It’s like a whole new world of talent waiting for you to explore.

Imagine mining diamonds while listening to EONIA, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Reina Sun, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, Shee Icho, Felynne deRouge, Kaya Nishikino, Yuno Hanaki, Hiyori Mokami, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, Meimi Majokko, Navina Nova, and Tomoe Carmine. It’s like a virtual dream come true!

Don’t miss out on this crazy fun, bro. Join now and let’s mine and groove together! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

NoHarmineNoFun – Minecraft Server

Ayahuasca, ayahuasca component, ayahuasca effects, ayahuasca research, ayahuasca study, Dose, Hallucinations, hallucinogenic effects, harmine, harmine dose, harmine effects, harmine hallucinations, harmine research, harmine study, Minecraft, NoHarmineNoFun, participants, psychoactive effects, psychoactive substances, research, Server, study

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like taking a trip on ayahuasca without da hallucinations! we got pigs flyin’, cows dancin’, and creepers singin’ show tunes! it’s a whole new world of blocky madness, where u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us if u dare, but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turnin’ back! it’s a wild ride of non-stop fun and chaos, so grab ur pickaxe and come join da party!

Marps’ Minecraft Hub

bedrock, Cosmetics, Discord, Events, Griefing, Hub, Ip:, java, Land Claims, Lootboxes, Marps, Minecraft, payments, PORT, PvP, Ranks, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Servers, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Vaults, Vein Miner

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Pure Vanilla Survival	Explore and build in a pure vanilla world. No vein-miner, vaults, shop, or TP commands.
No Resets	Keep your progress—no world resets!
No Payments	No cosmetics, ranks, lootboxes, or land claims.
Not a PvP Server	PvP is enabled but not the focus—PvP has to be agreed upon.
Anti-Griefing	Your builds will be protected without land claims.
Bedrock Compatible	Join from Java or Bedrock editions!
Join Our Discord	Access exclusive events, servers, and more!

FAQ

Can I use mods on this server?

Mods that alter gameplay or give unfair advantages are not allowed. Please check with server admins for specific mod guidelines.

How do I join the server?

You can join using the Java IP listed above or the Bedrock IP and Port provided. Make sure to join our Discord for updates and events.

Are there any restrictions on building?

As long as you follow server rules and respect other players’ builds, you are free to build as you please.

Is PvP mandatory on this server?

No, PvP is optional and has to be agreed upon by both players. It is not the main focus of the server.

How can I report griefing or cheating?

You can report any issues to server admins either through Discord or in-game. Provide as much detail as possible for a quick resolution.

Unity Clash: Mexico vs USA 1.21.4

1.21.4, clash, claudia, Claudia controversy, Claudia scandal, Conflict, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, manipulation tactics, Media influence, mexico, North America, political agenda, political manipulation, political strategy, power struggle, Propaganda, Rivalry, united states, Unity, US-Mexico relations, Usa

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man. Like, for real, it’s lit AF. I heard they got Claudia there, and she’s like, causing drama between Mexico and the US. Like, what even is that? But hey, if you wanna be part of that crazy chaos, then this server is the place to be. Join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

BraceCraft Minecraft Server

bathroom, BraceCraft, broken wrist, cashier, cast, coworker, decision, Dirty Looks, discomfort, embroidery, flare up, judgment, Lucky, Minecraft, Pain, Server, Shift, snobby, Spite, tendinitis, work restrictions, Workplace, wrist brace

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and leave behind the wrist brace woes and coworker conflicts. On our server, you can build magnificent castles with your bare hands (or wrist brace, we don’t judge).

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword, all while dodging snobby players like Lisa who just can’t handle your Minecraft skills.

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wrist brace when you have the power of building in the palm of your hand (literally)? Let’s craft some fun together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

aita, Apology, awkward, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boyfriend, CHUBBY, Comments.., date, Dinner, Friend, looks, Lost, mean, messed up, Military, Muscular, overweight, Personality, Pictures, Telling, turned off

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7687
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t judge you based on looks? Look no further than our server! We don’t care if your pixelated character is a little on the chubby side or super muscular, all are welcome here.

Join us for a fun and inclusive community where personality is what matters most. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your pixelated soulmate on our server! Just make sure to bring your best personality traits with you, because that’s what truly counts.

Don’t let awkward dinner conversations get you down, come join our server and let your personality shine! And hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about not judging a Minecraft character by their pixels. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Players:	102/900	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3