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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1995 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4650 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!