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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 2586 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!