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Minecraft Manga Madness: Build, Craft, and Source Panels!
Are you tired of blending in with all the basic Minecraft players out there? Do you want to stand out and be the envy of all your friends? Then join our server, where we believe in investing in your appearance just like that pretty boy anime character from that one show nobody remembers!On our server, we encourage you to pamper yourself with the finest pixelated cosmetics and outfits, because let’s face it – nobody likes a Minecraft player who looks like they just rolled out of a dirt block. Show off your style and watch as everyone flocks to you like bees to honey (or creepers to TNT, if you prefer).
Don’t be selfish and expect people to love you for who you are on the inside – let your outer pixelated beauty shine and watch as the love and admiration pour in. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the most fabulous Minecraft player in all the land! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. #PrettyBoyMinecraftGoals
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Crafty McCraftface: The ‘Hoc’ Edition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “IT WAS 3-1 Edition” where the only rule is to have fun!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cheese. Yes, you read that right, CHEESE! They built a castle out of cheddar and lived happily ever after.
But that’s not all! On Friday nights, we have epic battles between the Vancouver Canucks and the Nashville Predators. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell! And if sports aren’t your thing, how about a showdown between the Dallas Stars and the Vegas Golden Knights? The stakes are high and the excitement is off the charts!
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride of adventure, cheese blocks, and hockey showdowns. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Vanilla SMP Server: Where potatoes battle over land in Highlandia, with some fancy maps
HighlandsMC – Geopolitical Minecraft Server
Feature Description Discord Server Encourages mapping, content creation, and discussion of lore and politics of the server. Dynmap An excellent tool to visualize the server’s claims and territories. Moderation Team Involved and friendly team to ensure player enjoyment and safety on the server. Nation Building Players are encouraged to build their nations and claim territories. Join the Discord server today to get started: https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s
FAQ
Question Answer When does the server launch? The server is launching on the 3rd of May. What can I do on the server? You can participate in nation building, claim territories, and engage in politcal discussions. Is there a map of the server? Yes, the server has a Dynmap tool to visualize claims and territories. How can I join the Discord server? Simply click on the provided link: https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s
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Loggy McLogface: Where the Logs Are Creamy, Steamy, and Dreamy
Welcome to a Minecraft server where the logs are so creamy, steamy, and dreamy that you’ll never want to leave! Why join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by the most delicious logs they had ever seen. These logs were so irresistible that they couldn’t help but build the most epic log cabin you’ve ever laid eyes on. But here’s the twist – every time they chopped down a log, it magically grew back even creamier, steamier, and dreamier than before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where players can relax and unwind after a long day of mining. And rumor has it that if you dive into the lava just right, you’ll be transported to a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure filled with creamy, steamy, and dreamy logs. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!
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Krafty Kino Kingdom
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a dance-off.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to bestow with rare loot and magical powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where villagers party like it’s 1999.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself riding a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!
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Ryns Dynasty: Where even creepers are on a guest list! (SMP)
Ryn’s Dynasty Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Modded Inspiration Medieval Dynasty Challenges Seasonal and nature-related Empire Building Build and maintain your empire Join Discord https://discord.gg/WpxJ34SFzd FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What mods are included in the server?
A: The server includes a variety of mods inspired by Medieval Dynasty, enhancing the gameplay experience.
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You can join the server by connecting using the provided IP address and port in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.
Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?
A: Yes, please familiarize yourself with the server rules and guidelines provided in the Discord server before playing.
Q: Can I invite friends to join the server with me?
A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server and play alongside you in building and expanding your empire.
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BigMonkCockCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Big Monk Cock has everything you could ever want in a Minecraft server!Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to wield the legendary Big Monk Cock sword! Rumor has it that whoever wields this sword gains the power to summon an army of flying pigs to do their bidding.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the elusive Disco Sheep that drops diamond blocks when defeated. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join Big Monk Cock today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!
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Blocky Boogaloo Bonanza
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, Akane is about to save Aqua with her pussy! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. Join us for a wild ride as Akane uses her feline powers to rescue Aqua from the clutches of evil. But that’s not all, we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!
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Welcome to CatCraft, where the only thing more temperamental than creepers is the server owner!
CatCraft Minecraft Server Overview
Server Version: 1.20.4 World Border Size: 15k in every direction Location: Ashburn, VA, USA Server Rules
- Don’t be a dick.
- Don’t steal shit, dupe, or grief.
- We’re a strict 21+ server.
- PVP is turned on.
- No hacking, x-ray, duping, or forcefield.
- Pranking is fine within reason.
- Include your favorite breed of cat in your application.
- Patch up creeper holes, fully chop down trees, and sign your stuff.
- Don’t kill withers in the over-world.
Other Important Details
- No Enderman Griefing
- End Dragon drops elytra, egg, and head
- Various custom recipes and features
For more information or to apply, visit our Discord.
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Corbacraft VS Hypixel
Adventure, boundless creativity, building, camaraderie, Community, Crafting, Diamond Economy, Economy, endless possibilities, Enhancements, epic adventures, Exploring, imagination, lasting friendships, Minecraft, non pay-to-win, PvE, stress free, Survival, unforgettable journey, Vanilla, vast landscapes, vibrant economy
Hypixel VS Corbacraft
Hypixel
Pros Cons Large player base Can be overwhelming for new players Wide variety of minigames Can be pay-to-win Active community events Can experience lag at peak times Corbacraft
Pros Cons Non pay-to-win Smaller player base Semi-vanilla gameplay May lack some of the features of larger servers Community-centric Less variety in gameplay compared to larger servers FAQ
1. Can I play on Hypixel if I’m new to Minecraft?
Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames suitable for players of all skill levels.
2. Is Corbacraft suitable for experienced players?
Absolutely! Corbacraft provides a more traditional Minecraft experience for players looking for a semi-vanilla gameplay environment.
3. Are there opportunities for socializing on both servers?
Both servers have active communities where players can forge friendships and alliances.
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SharkWife’s Mine-tastic Adventure
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also swim with your adorable aquatic spouse. Just imagine the looks of envy from other players as you ride into battle on the back of a shark! Join us now for a truly unique and fin-tastic experience!
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ZombieCraft: Coffin Craze
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is so lit, even in 2024 people are still talking about it. That’s right, we’re like the OG of Minecraft servers.
2. We have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. From giant floating castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, we’ve got it all.
3. Our community is so awesome, even straight guys can’t resist joining. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ladies for you to catch your drift with.
4. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. Just don’t wish for more creepers, trust me on that one.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
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MapleCraft: Where Canada is a Third World Shithole
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own highway 401 right through the middle of your Minecraft world!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you might even experience a virtual crash on your highway 401! Just imagine the chaos and destruction as your virtual cars collide and explode in a fiery blaze of glory.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the adrenaline rush of highway crashes in Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to buckle up and hold on tight, it’s going to be a wild ride!
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MineKnights – Digging, Crafting, and Defending Your Blocky Kingdom!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like a nether portal on fire! Join now for a chance to mine with 6* Caster Ho’olheyak and 6* Medic Kal’tsit – they’ll heal your broken pickaxe and cast spells on those pesky zombies!But wait, there’s more! We’ve got 5* Sniper Lunacub, 5* Supporter Proviso, and 5* Vanguard Blacknight in the shop – they’ll protect you from any griefers trying to steal your diamonds! And don’t forget about Zwïllïngstürme im Herbst – 6* Guard Lessing, who will guard your base like it’s the ender dragon’s lair!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got skins like Meteor skin and Absinthe that will make you the envy of all the other players. Plus, our upcoming content includes EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, featuring 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and a new Amiya Alt that will blow your mind!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
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Blocky Banter: Where the chat gets wilder than a creeper explosion!
Accountability, Backlash, banter, blocky, Boundaries, Chat, consequences, controversial statements, controversy, creeper, criticism, double standards, explosion, freedom of speech, get away, how, insensitive remarks, media scrutiny, Outrage, Political Correctness, public opinion, repercussions.., Saying, social norms, speech rights, WILDER
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and not take things too seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for insane shenanigans like exploding chickens and flying cows. You never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And don’t even get us started on the giant pink unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a roller coaster that launches you into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava surrounded by friendly zombies? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!