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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6191 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2422 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!