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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5353 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Votes: | 9761 |
Ores Mined: | 9118 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 4352 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!