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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4658 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
Potions Brewed: | 70 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 239 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!