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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2762 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 308 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!