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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8610 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!