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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4163 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!