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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9881 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 273 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!