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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5964 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 1901 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!