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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7794 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!